Uni-conclusion

And this to wrap-up the unicorn debate:

It’s bad enough that people scoff at the idea of unicorns, but it’s even worse that some folks feel the need to disparage the well-respected “Unicorn Defense.” Should we throw away all of our great, time-honored legal tactics such as the “A Leprechaun Impregnated my Prom Date Defense,” or the “Pixies Doused me in Tequila and Stole my Pants Defense,” or the “A Poltergeist Pinched your Fine Booty Defense” or the “Bigfoot Pooped Through my Mother-in-law’s Sunroof Defense?” I hope not.