Tuesday, March 20, 2007

"Faster, Spector! Kill! Kill!"

Meinhart lobbies for total chaos - Hollywood style - with this scenario right out of a Russ Meyer movie:

"The Spector case, while tragic, is a perfect illustration of the dangers our nation shall face as we become a people disarmed. “When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns!”

How many more five-foot-eleven inch blond bombshells must die at the hands of insane, reclusive music producers before we say enough is enough? “A Bersa for Each Purse-a” I say! “Give Goldie Locks a Pair of Glocks!” If only obtaining a concealed weapons permit in the State of California were as easy as obtaining fake breasts... Perhaps then the Barbarian Queen would still be with us.

It should sicken every feeling citizen that the young starlets who breathe life into works like ‘Sorority Vampires,” “Death Thong” or “Libido Creature” must live in fear of being murdered while scoring drugs off of horny old moguls!"