Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Ignoring The Moderates (Again)

Ten Commandments released by the GOP. If a candidate doesn't meet eight, they get NO FUNDING.

Here they are:
(1) Smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama’s “stimulus” bill
(2) Market-based health care reform and oppose Obama-style government run healthcare;
(3) Market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;
(4) Workers’ right to secret ballot by opposing card check
(5) Legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants;
(6) Victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges;
(7) Containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat
(8) Retention of the Defense of Marriage Act;
(9) Protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health care rationing and denial of health care and government funding of abortion; and
(10) The right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership

Number 1 is the opposite of number 6.
"Market based energy reform". What is that exactly?
Number 6. Afghanistan, maybe. But Iraq?
Number 7. Does "effective action" mean we attack Iran and North Korea? What does that mean for Number 1?
Number 8. These folks just can't handle the gays.
Number 9. What about health care rationing or denial in the "market based" private sector. Also, when they say "government-run", that really means "public option". Look close. The second word is "option".

I would like to see some positive ideas about how to solve real problems. Count how many times the word "oppose" appears on the list.

My list is better.

Monday, November 23, 2009

If The Earth Had Rings

Friday, November 13, 2009

Book Launch Coming Soon!

Cellophane66 is busy working on a book project for kids due out before the end of the year. There will be a little less blogging as the publishing nuts and bolts are all worked out. Final revisions on the text and illustrations are underway with a release to follow soon.
Here is a quick preview of the cover:


Click on the "Look For The Chicken" button in the sidebar for more info!
Website launch coming soon....
For now, look for Jimmy The Chicken on Facebook.

The Afghanistan War

A dramatic series of photos taken by AP photographer David Guttenfelder .

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Baby Elk And Puddle

Friday, November 6, 2009

Caption

"Say Bob, would you mind spanking me with that spatula?"

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Graphic

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Photo

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Short Film

The Body Morphic from Indelible Dance on Vimeo.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Aliens Don't Have Cable Yet

What aliens will be watching on TV tonight. Via Strange Maps.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Best Of Craigslist

From An Old Woman To A Young Woman.

Balloon Boy Plus Hitler Equals....

You gotta love the internets. Video.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Kinderkreis

This is so...German.



More super fun time here.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Nujabes / Luv (Sic)


Nujabes MySpace.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Short Film

From the streets of Brooklyn.

Fifty People, One Question: Brooklyn from Fifty People, One Question on Vimeo.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize

I was going to turn on Fox News just now, but I don't want to watch people with blood squirting out of their ears.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Clown News

Street Art

By L.E.T. Via Wooster Collective.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Lego History

Via CR.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Lighthouse Storms