Fare Well, Pinkman, Fare Well

We'll miss you.

Government Shutdown (What?)

Every Sunday.  In every church.  In every town in America.  Someone on an altar asks, "Please pray for the sick and those in need." Everyone responds, "Lord, hear our prayer."  Law passes in support of these prayers!  Republicans shut down government.

Government Shutdown (Huh?)

House closes government in protest over law that was invented by their last Republican nominee for president.

Government Shutdown (Why?)

Republicans shut down United States government in attempt to destroy a law that helps take care of sick people.